Jeffrey Douglas Reich has lived, died inside, and been revived more times than he can count. His outlook on life, both this and the next, is rather whimsical considering how darkly he portrays it. He hopes to live with his rats (Wunt, Ooth, Reef, and Our) for as long as the powers that be will allow it. Appreciative as he is for you as a person, he appreciates purchasers even more and believes this increases the value of your life therefore increasing the chances of him saving your life in any situation in which it would benefit him. Please feel free to contact him with any questions, complaints, thanks for changing your life through his brilliant works, or rage filled rants decrying his writings.